my dad doesn't care.

i am hanging out with my friend dustin in the late afternoon. after he arrives we promptly move downstairs into my surprisingly comfortable and exciting basement. i log onto my new awesome laptop and he logs onto a cardboard box filled will rusty screws and licorice wires. my desktop is a piece of shit, but that is a completely unrelated story.

so as we are playing our online game on the computer, i go and retrieve a box of chocolates and cookies that i got as a gift from one of my moms friends. so i open the bin and peal back the plastic, exposing the delectable treats. every once and a while we get up and have one, obviously not having too many because dinner was going to be ready within the hour. a little while after, we are called up for dinner and dig into to teriyaki chicken, mashed potatoes and snow peas.

now look two hours into the future from then. after dinner me and dustin are hungry, so i walk over to once again retrieve the box of chocolates and cookies. i bring the bin over to where we are sitting and glare down into it. 4 spaces that were full are now empty, and the others that were only missing 1 are missing 2 or 3. i then realized that my gorilla of a father used the desktop computer, right beside where the chocolates were.

now this is partially my fault for leaving the chocolates in plain view. god damn it. i should have better than to leave those chocolates out. they are not for him, they are mine. my dad is an obese, selfish little prick that yells and screams. he acts like a 5 year old child but could eat 7. earlier on in the week, i bought a bag of chips which while playing tetris on my laptop and eating, he belligerent takes a handful out of and then walks upstairs without a word. i should have shoved my long, shiny ikea lamp up his fat ass for that one. i wouldn't have minded if he at least asked me to have some.

on top of that, my dad refuses for whatever reason to not turn off the desktop when he is done with it after ignoring several post it notes and scolds from my brother to do so. i am going to give him one last try and if he doesn't comply, he isn't using that computer or eating any snack food. my mom will agree with me, even she knows she married a wildabeast.